complete bullshit.

i enjoy this

• > Connected, feel free to talk now
• Stranger: 1 Thessalonians 4:15-18 — According to the Lord's own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore encourage each other with these words.
• You: wat
• You: yo
• You: make me see the light
• Stranger: jesus loves you
• You: what if im jewish
• You: can you help me
• Stranger: he was jewish
• Stranger: he loves you like a brother
• You: really
• You: how do you know this?
• Stranger: most defintely
• Stranger: bible told me so
• You: you believe it?
• Stranger: whats not to believe? its the word of god
• You: but wait
• You: how do you know for sure its the word of god?
• Stranger: it says it is
• You: so you just believe anything anyone tells you?
• Stranger: not especially no
• Stranger: what i do know is my life is diffrent than it is without faith and i like this way more
• You: really
• You: why so?
• Stranger: I feel guided and protected. I still have bad days but with him in my life theres a shoulder to lean on
• You: you have no one else to consult to other than jesus?
• Stranger: sure theres family and friends but its not the same
• You: why not?
• You: it's better to have some character that may be fiction to lean on?
• Stranger: believeing in someone who only has your best intrest at heart and knows you inside and out because he made you and shaped your whole exsitence makes you feel an extra special level of comfort when you lean on him
• You: o rly
• You: is wife swap a gift from god?
• Stranger: not sure but im thinking its a tv show
• You: yes
• You: it's a tv show that kicks jesus's ass.
• You: is it a gift from god?
• Stranger: no its a form of entertainment for man
• You: oh
• You: does jesus have a large penis, does it say anywhere in the bible?
• Stranger: doesnt say but i think it would be about average size
• Stranger: we were made in his image not some glorifed porn star's image
• You: ooh
• You: do you want jesus in your mouth?
• Stranger: dont think jesus swings that way
• Stranger: pretty sure he said something about that be wrong......
• You: do you think black people go to heaven?
• Stranger: no
• Stranger: believers go to heaven....no matter the color
• You: really
• You: if a black person believes
• You: will they go to heaven?
• Stranger: probably depending on how God judges thier life
• You: ooh okay
• You: i'm wondering cause one of my friends is a buddhist
• You: how do i convert her to christianity?
• Stranger: you cant really you can offer her the word and she can choose to accepted of kling to her own beliefs
• Stranger: *or cling to her beliefs
• You: is she going to go to hell?
• Stranger: no
• Stranger: only believers go to hell
• You: wat
• Stranger: non believers return to dust
• You: wait what
• You: only believers go to hell?
• Stranger: believers who stray from the word of the lord
• You: oh okay
• You: wait
• You: why does the pope wear a funny hat?
• Stranger: symbolies his connection with God....plus its stylish
• You: ohhh
• You: do terrorists go to heaven?
• Stranger: no
• You: what if they believe in jesus?
• Stranger: they bur in hell for eternity
• Stranger: *burn
• You: do communists go to heaven?
• Stranger: some do.
• You: do gingers go to heaven?
• Stranger: gingers who believe
• You: since your close with god
• You: can you tell him to not let gingers in heaven?
• Stranger: I could pray on it but I kinda like gingers
• You: what
• You: why
• Stranger: they give amazing head
• You: REALLY
• Stranger: yes indeed
• You: do they have ginger pubes?
• Stranger: yes
• > Your partner disconnected. Reconnecting...
• before disconnecting me, stranger proceeded to show me his penis. thank you, stranger.
• i have been trolled.